Stuff You Said You Wanted To Know/FAQ

• Who are you & what is wrong with you?
  A, I am "wry toast" and that is all you need to know. My real identity is kept hidden to protect the reputations of those that are related or who would otherwise be damaged in the association. (I have no need of a law suit.) And B, if you read here long enough, you might discover what is wrong with me. If you think you have a diagnosis, then kudos, I should have met you before I started the years of therapy. (Not that I regret it, a good game of 'stump the Doc' is actually enjoyable.)
• Are you published elsewhere?
  I'd better not be, I have not given any permission. I am not sure what kind of folks would want to publish this stuff... In fact, I wonder why you are here. Frankly, if you asked both this question, and part B of the above, I really worry about you more than I do myself... Perhaps we can get a group therapy discount for some sort of co-dependant program...
• Are you really this bitchy/weird/odd/pitiful etc.?
  I prefer 'interesting,' but to answer you, 'yes.'
• Do you think you might have just been born under a bad star, or sun sign?
  The Magic Eight Ball replies "It is decidedly so."
• Come on, you're being pessimistic! Don't you think things will get better soon?
  Magic Eight Ball replies "Outlook not so good," but don't worry, it usually says this...
• Do you do stand up comedy, or would you? Will you come to my sister/brother's birthday/bachlorette/divorce party?
  Umm no, and see second question above...
• Do you have representation?
  I think my Congressmen & Senators are doing ok, well as best they can as I am not reflective of the 'majority of voters' in my area... or so their letters state (at least it looks like they replied personally & it is not a form letter...)
• Do you reply to all your emails?
  To be honest, not always. It's not that I don't care, but well, read the info on the contact page.
• I want to link to you, can I?
  After reading all this, you still want to? Well, gee, knock yourself out. Just email me to let me know. Thanks (I think).