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When You're Done, But Somehow Still Laughing...

Humorous Musings That Rattle In My Mind & What-Not

Others Say...

"You know, there is something 'not right' with you."

"Where have you been all my life -- and why don't you go back there?"

"I don't get it..."

"I worry about you... seriously."

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...anything else is just old, dry bread