Easy Girl Does Not Live On Easy Street

Why is is so hard to be an easy girl?

Bill Maher, take note.

This gal has no interest in marriage. She knows she is difficult to live with, she knows that monogmy is not for her. More than attractive (and thank God because while I am interesting, intelligent, homorous, kind to others if not myself, & fun to hang out with, one would not describe me as having a 'great personaility'), I am a packed-and-stacked woman with a pretty face.

The world should be my oyster.

Not only am I a looker, but I am easy. Not that I sleep with every male who tries, I am selective, but I will hop in a bed when I am in the mood. I carry my own protection. I have no thoughts on 'will he call' the next day - well, sometimes I do, but it is more a fear that he will call than he won't. I can rock his world, and my own, a pretty cool combination.

So recap:

I am a looker
I am a clean, safety girl
I am fun to be around
I have no motives aside from getting laid
I am a good lover

Result: I am a terrific piece of ass.

So why, if I am so 'easy' is my life so hard?

Being single, and wanting to stay that way, does not sit so well with folks. It makes them uneasy.

#1: Women are not supposed to prowl on their own. We are supposed to go out in packs, where by the men are supposed to pick us off, one at a time. The very fact that I go out alone is viewed as too agressive by both men & women.

Folks who may start out talking with you at the bar, are often put off when eventually they realize the rest of the pack is not in the ladies room. I become suspect. I must be there, desperate, to get a man.

Men then assume I will be a bunny boiler. Or that I am some scorned woman out for revenge. Maybe at best, I am disease ridden.

Women view me as a threat. If they are single, I am lowering the standard by being 'too available' and not making a man work for it by having to date &/or commit.

If she is part of a couple, it is even worse. Since they think any man will do, her man might be a target. Even if the only thing I am after is a man to screw, I don't hunt domesticated stock.

Overall, a hooker has more respect. She at least gets paid, even if not with the 'finer' payments of committment, loyalty or token gifts (which are somehow more worthy than cash), she gets some respect. Oh, and of course, if she is a clean, good-looking hooker, she might even have their sympathy for surely she has either fallen on hard times or is one smart cookie to 'use' men to finance her law degree.

But easy girls like me, well, we don't fare so well.

Easy girls are not to be trusted for another reason:

#2 Women are not supposed to want to stay single. Oh, I don''t know why this is so, but it is. It is somehow an affront to society when a woman has no plans to marry or even partner up. We are supposed to be searching for our soul mates. Or desiring a fmaily (as if that cannot be done alone). Even those with careers are supposed to be dreaming of a man, and hearing those clocks tick...

The American Bachelor is an icon. You never hear of a female version.

You don't hear much about spinsters anymore either. But then again, spinsters were either ugly, ill or lesbians. None of them were out looking for sex with men. (And if they were, they were sneaking around to get laid & doing it well as no one has heard of it.)

Where are the female legends of easy, carefree, single sex? Don't tell me it is those women on 'Sex & The City' because first of all, they traveled in packs, and second, even those girls are getting married.

For all the talk of feminism, you'd think the easy girl could choose to exist & be respected for it.